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♪ It's a song of spring,
song of laughter gay
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♪ Song of love and life
in the Paris way
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♪ Song of happiness
that will bring a smile
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♪ To the hearts of everybody
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♪ In a small café for a quiet hour
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♪ Or the crowded street
round the Eiffel tower
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♪ You hear the refrain
again and again
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♪ Lovely Paris melody
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(Sings in French)
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(In French)
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A bathing suit!
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Sh!
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Why must she pose in a bathing suit?
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That will not do anything
for the circulation of my newspaper!
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Ah, but Monsieur Martin,
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this one will do something
to anybody's circulation.
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Mais non.
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My readers expect something different,
something unguarded.
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Unguarded?
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So you expect me to take a camera
and hide under Clementine's bed?
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It would be despicable. It would mean...
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Ah, it would mean
a very small camera and a special lens...
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Hide where you like, my friend,
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but if you want me to believe your publicity,
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remember the golden rule:
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that a man will ignore
the whole of the Folies Bergére
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to follow a girl on a windy day.
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♪ La chanson d'amour
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Oh, that will do for now, René.
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I have a lunch date
with an English estate agent.
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Mademoiselle Clementine?
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She is changing.
She won't be five minutes.
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(Clicks heels) de Sarliac.
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Eh?
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(Clicks heels) de Sarliac.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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My name is Comte de Sarliac.
(Clicks heels)
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Oh, I see.
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How do you do? My name's Barret.
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Ah, Mr Barret, it is obvious to see
that you are a gentleman.
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I'm English, you know.
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Makes no difference.
As a gentleman you will understand.
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Today I was careless enough
to come out without my wallet.
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Oh, bad luck.
But surely you must have credit everywhere.
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I have.
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(Laughs)
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Of course I have.
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But it's such an inconvenience
to be without loose change
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for the pourboire and the like, you know.
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Monsieur Barret, I would be deeply grateful
if you would cash me a small cheque.
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I'm afraid my French money's nearly run out.
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And as I'm taking Mademoiselle Clementine
out to lunch...
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- So you insult me!
- Look here, just because...
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As if my fiancée would have lunch with you!
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You mean you're engaged to Clementine?
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- She has that honour.
- Ah, but last night...
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Are you suggesting that I'm a liar?
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- No, but...
- Knave, honour me.
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It is an honour
to have one's blood shed by a de Sarliac.
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(Big Ben chimes)
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So this chap de Sarliac
tried to run you through, did he?
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- Luckily I did most of the running.
- I bet you did.
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Amazing city, Paris.
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- Ever been there, Matthew?
- Certainly not.
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You ought to go, Matthew. You'd love it.
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Really? From what you've been saying,
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the whole place is nothing
but a sink of iniquity.
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Maybe it is,
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but in that sink
there's some smashing bits of crockery.
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Time I was getting back to the office.
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Under the circumstances,
I'll bid you both au revoir
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- Good afternoon, sir.
- Afternoon, Waterson.
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Oh, Matt, Mother's here again.
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Oh, no. That's the third time this week.
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I wish she'd let me run the place my way.
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- Oh, hello, Mother.
- You take a very long lunch hour, Matthew.
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Sorry, Mother.
I didn't know that you were coming.
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So it appears.
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Look at these French sales.
They're going down appallingly.
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Stomach pills have seasonal fluctuations,
and when the picnicking starts...
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In your poor father's day, Matthew,
stomachs did not fluctuate.
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He saw to that.
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You must go to Paris tomorrow
and ginger them up.
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- The stomachs?
- The staff.
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I'll write them a stiff letter.
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Your poor father always said
it was useless writing to foreigners.
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- His motto was: go to Paris and do it yourself.
- But Mother...
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You must catch the early plane tomorrow
and be back by nightfall.
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- I don't have to spend the night there?
- Certainly not.
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Though I believe
even Lady Marchmont does it occasionally.
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Now, first of all you must go to Lebrun
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and tell him
that ever since your poor father's time
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it's been impossible to know
what's going on at that Paris office.
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And what's more,
if Lebrun can't put his house in order,
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we'll soon find someone who can.
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I want you to emphasise the fact
that we'll stand no more nonsense.
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- And if...
- Yes, Mother.
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I really must be going now.
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I've known your poor father
have to spend a whole week in Paris
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before he was satisfied.
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I don't doubt that for a moment, Mother,
but I simply must rush. My plane.
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Oh, that draught.
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Goodbye, dear. See you tonight.
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Goodbye, Mother.
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Matt, if you happen
to be near a scent shop...
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Yes, I'll bring you some. Goodbye.
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Bon voyage.
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I'm being as brief as I can, Lebrun,
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but I must lay emphasis on those qualities
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which have made the Ibbetson's stomach pill
what it is today:
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keenness and alertness.
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And now, do you keep...?
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- Lebrun!
- Oui monsieur?
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Do you keep a departmental costing index
to show market fluctuations?
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Mais non, monsieur
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Where are your tabulated comparison charts
of biannual overall sales?
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This is inexcusable.
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No charts, no...
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Show me what you had ready
for my poor father when he came here.
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Mais oui monsieur
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Marie-Louise.
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Chérie, the file, s'il vous plaît.
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- I shall be leaving on the plane tonight, so...
- Leaving tonight?
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Why, yes.
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I have a lot of recommendations
so can this young lady stay late?
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No one can stay late
better than Marie-Louise.
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Good, because I shall need
all my notes typed in triplicate.
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Oh, she can't type, monsieur.
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What?
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You see, monsieur, your sainted father...
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It shall be done, monsieur.
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Come on, come on.
We must hurry now.
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Tell me, Pierre,
what is this publicity stunt of yours?
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It is based on psychology.
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Whose psychology? Yours?
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Clementine, don't you realise that the men
will ignore the whole of the Folies Bergére
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to follow a girl when the wind is up.
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But there is no wind today.
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Leave that to me. Come on.
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Right. Can you get this lot
sorted out by six o'clock?
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Six o'clock?
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Oui monsieur
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Good. I'll collect it on the way to the airport.
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I've got a little shopping to do first.
Goodbye.
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Au revoir, monsieur
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On the stroke of eleven. Remember?
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On the stroke of eleven. Remember?
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Ça va?
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On the stroke of eleven. Remember?
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Yes, yes, I remember.
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Two minutes to go.
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Minuit d'amour, monsieur
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Midnight of Love.
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It is for a lovely lady
who is abandoned?
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No, it's for a younger sister
who's a secretary.
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Haven't you anything...?
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Midnight wasn't just what I had in mind.
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Something a little earlier.
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More teatime as it were.
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Ah, oui je comprends, monsieur
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Ah!
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Voici Matin de printemps.
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- Morning in Spring.
- Oh.
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- Oh, allow me.
- Merci
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- Oh dear!
- Pardon.
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How very clumsy of me.
I'll take that one and a full one.
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Trés bien, monsieur
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That will be 12,000 francs.
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(Clock chiming)
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Do I go now?
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(Gasps)
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(Shouts in French)
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Eh, alors? Ça vient, ma jupe?
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(Clamour)
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(Clamour)
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(Shouting)
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A million thanks, monsieur.
Vous avez été wonderful.
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Oh, nonsense.
Any Englishman would do the same.
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Vraiment? What a nation!
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Vive l'Angleterre! Vive l'Angleterre!
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Ooh, la, la, la, la, la!
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(Laughs)
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Aha! Monsieur Ibbetson.
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So you found time to see
some of the...beauties of Paris.
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I beg your pardon?
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Oh, good heavens, it's in the papers.
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Naturally.
Clementine is not exactly a nobody.
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Who?
Do you mean to say you know this girl?
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Everyone knows her.
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She is an artiste of the cabaret.
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Really?
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At present she sings at the Chat Noir
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Ah, what a pity you must go back tonight.
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- You could have heard her for yourself.
- Out of the question. My mother...
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My work is very pressing at the moment.
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Of course we could send a telegram
to say that you had missed the last plane.
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After all, it would be only polite
to call on the lady.
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You think so, do you? Hm.
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Hm.
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(Eastern music)
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Merci
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Is this chair engaged, monsieur?
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- No.
- Thank you.
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Trois.
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Three.
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There are seven veils altogether, monsieur.
This was number three.
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This dance has such aesthetic beauty.
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Its appeal is really more intellectual than...
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Oh!
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Four.
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Naturally, this dance
has a peculiar reaction on the tourist.
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But of course, a person as...
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Five.
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But I love the music, monsieur.
Don't you love the music?
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It reminds me of the four musicians.
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And the aesthetic notes.
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Oh!
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Stay away, peasant.
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I find the music calms me down.
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It has such a soothing effect
upon me, monsieur.
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Six.
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Control yourself, monsieur.
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Do not overexcite yourself with this.
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Seven.
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Ah!
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(Applause)
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♪ Just a song of Paris
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♪ Haunting old refrain
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♪ Hear it softly sighing
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♪ Search us with romantic strain
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♪ A melody for lovers
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(Speaks French)
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♪ Strolling near the Seine
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♪ Melody of Paris
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♪ Floating through the rain
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♪ Lonely hearts can hear it whisper
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♪ Love will be returning soon
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♪ Clouds will roll away, revealing
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♪ Kisses 'neath the summer moon
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♪ Just a song of Paris
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♪ Music meant for two
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♪ Brings me sweetest memories
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♪ Memories of you
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(Sings in French)
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Your pardon, but today I was careless enough
to come out without my wallet.
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- Well done.
- For the Comte de Sarliac
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of course there's credit everywhere.
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But it is so inconvenient not to have
loose change for le pourboire and the like.
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I should be most grateful
if you would cash a small cheque for me.
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Comte de Sarliac? Delighted.
254
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,171
Oh, you might?
255
00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:11,837
How good for you.
256
00:18:13,587 --> 00:18:17,046
Shall we say 30,000?
257
00:18:19,504 --> 00:18:22,671
Do you prefer any particular bank, monsieur?
258
00:18:24,754 --> 00:18:27,379
Monsieur Bertrand, vous avez vu?
259
00:18:28,296 --> 00:18:29,337
Eh, Tibou?
260
00:18:29,462 --> 00:18:30,671
Oui?
261
00:18:30,796 --> 00:18:32,212
Regarde-moi ça.
262
00:18:33,296 --> 00:18:34,337
Oh!
263
00:18:42,629 --> 00:18:46,296
♪ Just a song of Paris
264
00:18:46,421 --> 00:18:49,462
Ah, monsieur le comte,
I did not see you before.
265
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,504
I imagine you have come
to settle that trifling little matter.
266
00:18:52,629 --> 00:18:53,837
Oui oui oui
267
00:18:53,962 --> 00:18:55,004
If you'll excuse me.
268
00:18:55,129 --> 00:18:56,629
Of course.
269
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:01,254
♪ Melody for lovers
270
00:19:01,379 --> 00:19:05,629
♪ Morning, noon and night
271
00:19:05,754 --> 00:19:09,254
♪ Melody of Paris
272
00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:12,921
♪ Floating through the rain
273
00:19:13,046 --> 00:19:16,671
♪ Lonely hearts can hear it whisper
274
00:19:16,796 --> 00:19:20,462
♪ Love will be returning soon
275
00:19:20,587 --> 00:19:24,254
♪ Clouds will roll away, revealing
276
00:19:24,379 --> 00:19:28,337
♪ Kisses 'neath the summer moon
277
00:19:28,462 --> 00:19:32,421
♪ Just a song of Paris
278
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:36,046
♪ Music meant for two
279
00:19:36,171 --> 00:19:40,337
♪ Brings me sweetest memories
280
00:19:40,462 --> 00:19:48,421
♪ Memories of you
281
00:19:48,546 --> 00:19:51,629
(Applause)
282
00:19:53,629 --> 00:19:56,129
I am so pleased to see you, monsieur.
283
00:19:56,254 --> 00:19:58,629
Ibbetson, Matthew Ibbetson.
284
00:19:58,754 --> 00:20:00,712
- Won't you sit down?
- Yes.
285
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,296
Monsieur?
286
00:20:06,421 --> 00:20:08,171
Would you do me the honour of...?
287
00:20:08,296 --> 00:20:09,671
Yes, thank you.
288
00:20:10,962 --> 00:20:13,504
François knows my taste, I'm afraid.
289
00:20:15,962 --> 00:20:19,421
I wondered whether you'd recovered
from your little accident this morning.
290
00:20:19,546 --> 00:20:23,421
- It's so easy to catch cold round...
- Round the Eiffel Tower, yes.
291
00:20:23,546 --> 00:20:25,296
You were very sweet.
292
00:20:25,421 --> 00:20:27,962
Oh, and I must return you this.
293
00:20:30,254 --> 00:20:31,962
- Oh, my fountain pen.
- Yes.
294
00:20:32,087 --> 00:20:34,879
It clipped itself at the bottom of my...
You know.
295
00:20:35,004 --> 00:20:36,629
Oh, it was so amusing.
296
00:20:38,796 --> 00:20:40,296
Mon dieu!
297
00:20:40,421 --> 00:20:43,337
Marcel must have found some fool
to cash him a cheque.
298
00:20:43,462 --> 00:20:46,254
(All shouting in French)
299
00:20:50,129 --> 00:20:53,504
To us, Mr Ibbetson.
300
00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:55,379
- Matthew.
- Matthew.
301
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,546
Oh, c'est mignon.
302
00:21:00,296 --> 00:21:02,379
This fiancé of yours, mademoiselle...
303
00:21:02,504 --> 00:21:04,379
Did Marcel say that?
304
00:21:04,504 --> 00:21:07,171
Oh, no, it's just a great big lie.
305
00:21:07,296 --> 00:21:09,796
He wants to marry me so I tell him no.
306
00:21:09,921 --> 00:21:12,587
Then he says
he will kill any man who looks at me.
307
00:21:12,712 --> 00:21:13,962
He's quite mad.
308
00:21:14,087 --> 00:21:16,046
Really? He's only joking, of course.
309
00:21:16,171 --> 00:21:17,796
No, no, he means it.
310
00:21:17,921 --> 00:21:21,754
Oh, but don't worry.
He seems fully occupied at present.
311
00:21:21,879 --> 00:21:24,087
(Shouting)
312
00:21:24,212 --> 00:21:26,921
But he's got money, I tell you, real money.
313
00:21:27,046 --> 00:21:28,629
He's just given me deux milles.
314
00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:31,504
Don't let him leave the place.
I'll be round in two minutes.
315
00:21:31,629 --> 00:21:33,129
A bientôt, alors.
316
00:21:33,254 --> 00:21:35,921
Seven million stomach pills a month?
317
00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:37,379
Mais c'est formidable!
318
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:41,046
Well, that's not counting the emulsion
and the liver pills and the anti-bile.
319
00:21:42,254 --> 00:21:43,921
You must be a very rich man.
320
00:21:44,046 --> 00:21:46,004
Oh, I'm moderately comfortable.
321
00:21:46,129 --> 00:21:48,796
I do wish our French sales were a bit better.
322
00:21:48,921 --> 00:21:53,004
In France you must sell the stomach pills
to the women to give to their husbands.
323
00:21:54,879 --> 00:21:56,962
Oh, poor Marcel!
324
00:21:58,504 --> 00:22:00,379
(All shouting in French)
325
00:22:14,296 --> 00:22:15,462
We shall dance, no?
326
00:22:15,587 --> 00:22:17,796
Dance?
I'm not very good at dancing, I'm afraid.
327
00:22:17,921 --> 00:22:21,212
Just hold me in your arms
and you'll seem perfectly respectable.
328
00:22:45,587 --> 00:22:48,629
Clementine, are you quite sure
you've never been to England?
329
00:22:48,754 --> 00:22:50,296
Bien sûr, Matthew.
330
00:22:50,421 --> 00:22:52,212
Amazing!
331
00:22:52,337 --> 00:22:54,546
London's such a beautiful city.
332
00:22:54,671 --> 00:22:56,837
Spring in Hyde Park,
333
00:22:56,962 --> 00:22:59,379
sunshine on St James's
334
00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:01,837
and the moonlight on the Albert Hall.
335
00:23:04,129 --> 00:23:06,879
Oh, good heavens,
they seem to be closing up.
336
00:23:07,004 --> 00:23:09,129
Come on, Matthew,
you can walk me home.
337
00:23:09,254 --> 00:23:12,962
Perhaps we'll find something
to compare with your Albert Hall.
338
00:23:18,171 --> 00:23:20,046
Mademoiselle Clementine, where is she?
339
00:23:20,171 --> 00:23:22,796
She has just left with the Englishman,
monsieur le comte.
340
00:23:22,921 --> 00:23:24,754
So!
341
00:23:33,087 --> 00:23:34,587
Here is home.
342
00:23:34,712 --> 00:23:36,296
You will come in for coffee, no?
343
00:23:36,421 --> 00:23:37,879
Well, no, thanks, really.
344
00:23:38,004 --> 00:23:40,546
Why? One doesn't do that in England?
345
00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:44,296
- Well, it would be a little unconventional.
- It will be nice. I make good coffee.
346
00:23:44,421 --> 00:23:46,421
No, really, I couldn't.
347
00:23:47,296 --> 00:23:49,379
- Bonjour, mademoiselle.
- Bonjour, Antoine.
348
00:23:49,504 --> 00:23:51,837
Jour? Good heavens, already?
349
00:23:51,962 --> 00:23:55,046
That is a very pretty compliment, Matthew.
350
00:23:55,171 --> 00:23:56,629
A bientôt
351
00:23:58,629 --> 00:24:00,379
- Bonjour
- Bonjour
352
00:24:03,921 --> 00:24:05,379
(Coughing)
353
00:24:19,504 --> 00:24:21,712
Mother, it's Matthew.
354
00:24:21,837 --> 00:24:23,129
Well?
355
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:24,754
Nothing.
356
00:24:26,879 --> 00:24:29,254
Morning, Mother. Morning, Jenny.
357
00:24:29,379 --> 00:24:31,587
You got my wire saying
I missed the plane, I suppose?
358
00:24:31,712 --> 00:24:34,296
Yes, Matthew.
I got it an hour before the plane left Paris.
359
00:24:34,421 --> 00:24:38,171
And in the circumstances,
I can only put the blackest interpretation.
360
00:24:41,087 --> 00:24:42,796
Matthew, this is too much.
361
00:24:42,921 --> 00:24:43,962
Why, what's wrong?
362
00:24:44,087 --> 00:24:46,129
Not content with your sordid deceit
363
00:24:46,254 --> 00:24:48,921
but you come home
drenched in cheap perfume.
364
00:24:49,046 --> 00:24:52,087
Oh. Well, it wasn't cheap.
I bought it for Jenny and some got spilled.
365
00:24:52,212 --> 00:24:53,837
- How sweet of you.
- You be quiet.
366
00:24:53,962 --> 00:24:56,046
Matthew, I'm disgusted with you.
367
00:24:57,212 --> 00:24:59,754
And if you've been doing
what I think you've been doing...
368
00:24:59,879 --> 00:25:02,462
But, Mother, I haven't been doing.
369
00:25:02,587 --> 00:25:05,087
I was with the Count de Sarliac all last night.
370
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:06,296
With whom?
371
00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,796
Marcel de Sarliac. He's a Count.
372
00:25:08,921 --> 00:25:11,462
My dear boy, of course he's a Count.
373
00:25:11,587 --> 00:25:14,087
It's one of the oldest families in Europe.
374
00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:15,837
And I thought...
375
00:25:15,962 --> 00:25:18,254
- Did you say Marcel?
- Yes.
376
00:25:18,379 --> 00:25:22,254
Sounds like the senior branch of the house,
but I'll just go and look it up.
377
00:25:24,296 --> 00:25:26,129
You're a psychologist, Matt.
378
00:25:26,254 --> 00:25:28,296
Who were you really with?
379
00:25:29,754 --> 00:25:31,546
Her name was Clementine.
380
00:25:31,671 --> 00:25:33,212
Was she very lovely?
381
00:25:34,254 --> 00:25:35,796
Very lovely indeed.
382
00:25:37,046 --> 00:25:38,837
Oh, well, I must get along to the office.
383
00:25:38,962 --> 00:25:40,629
- I'll go and change.
- Oh, Matt?
384
00:25:40,754 --> 00:25:43,212
- Mm?
- I think you have changed.
385
00:25:43,337 --> 00:25:45,046
Yes?
386
00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:47,671
Oh!
387
00:25:50,171 --> 00:25:52,296
- Chief in, Jenny?
- Yes, but he's awfully busy.
388
00:25:52,421 --> 00:25:54,171
- Anything I can do?
- Nothing, really.
389
00:25:54,296 --> 00:25:57,629
The happy laughing Board of Trade
have turned down our import licence again.
390
00:25:57,754 --> 00:26:00,546
Oh, dear. I'll go and see
if he can spare a moment.
391
00:26:00,671 --> 00:26:02,754
Trouble is,
he's catching up on yesterday.
392
00:26:04,254 --> 00:26:07,462
(Hums)
393
00:26:08,504 --> 00:26:10,171
That's rather nice, Matt.
394
00:26:11,212 --> 00:26:12,504
Oh...
395
00:26:12,629 --> 00:26:14,171
Something you heard in Paris?
396
00:26:14,296 --> 00:26:15,379
Yes.
397
00:26:15,504 --> 00:26:17,129
Are you thinking of going back?
398
00:26:17,254 --> 00:26:18,504
I was.
399
00:26:18,629 --> 00:26:20,962
I've just remembered
seven million stomach pills.
400
00:26:21,087 --> 00:26:22,712
Can't you try and forget them again?
401
00:26:23,587 --> 00:26:26,962
Be a dear and get me
the departmental costing index, will you?
402
00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:28,504
Yes, Matt.
403
00:26:35,712 --> 00:26:37,754
You look very sad, Clementine.
404
00:26:37,879 --> 00:26:40,087
My work at the club finishes tonight.
405
00:26:40,212 --> 00:26:41,962
As my grandmother used to say,
406
00:26:42,087 --> 00:26:46,337
life is like a green gherkin
in the middle of a fruit salad.
407
00:26:46,462 --> 00:26:47,754
What did she mean?
408
00:26:47,879 --> 00:26:51,754
Who can tell?
She'd been barmy for years.
409
00:26:51,879 --> 00:26:55,171
I must find another job, and after that
another one. Where will it end?
410
00:26:55,296 --> 00:26:58,671
There's only one job for you, Clementine.
It's to become la Comtesse de Sarliac.
411
00:26:58,796 --> 00:27:01,629
Oh, for the hundredth time, Marcel, no!
412
00:27:03,379 --> 00:27:04,837
Hey!
413
00:27:05,879 --> 00:27:06,921
Hey!
414
00:27:07,046 --> 00:27:11,921
I beg of you, become the first lady
of all the de Sarliac estates in Normandy.
415
00:27:12,046 --> 00:27:15,337
- For the hundred and fifth time, Marcel, no!
- Oh!
416
00:27:15,462 --> 00:27:17,879
And as for those estates of yours,
no one has ever seen them.
417
00:27:18,004 --> 00:27:19,087
But they are there.
418
00:27:19,212 --> 00:27:23,004
If the ocean should recede,
we shall be able to live in luxury.
419
00:27:23,129 --> 00:27:25,129
Oh dear, I'm late. Oh!
420
00:27:27,171 --> 00:27:28,754
About turn, Errol Flynn!
421
00:27:29,796 --> 00:27:31,379
My love,
422
00:27:31,504 --> 00:27:34,337
you know I have eyes only for you.
423
00:27:34,462 --> 00:27:36,712
Oh, be sensible, Marcel!
424
00:27:36,837 --> 00:27:38,546
One again, for the last time.
425
00:27:38,671 --> 00:27:40,254
- (Screams) No!
- Oh, my love...
426
00:27:40,379 --> 00:27:42,421
Already?
But a moment ago she was...
427
00:27:42,546 --> 00:27:46,087
- Oh, go and watch her take them all off again.
- But Clementine...
428
00:27:49,337 --> 00:27:51,171
Oh, zut!
429
00:27:57,671 --> 00:27:58,712
Matthew.
430
00:28:06,796 --> 00:28:07,837
Au revoir
431
00:28:28,879 --> 00:28:30,296
- Matthew?
- Yes?
432
00:28:30,421 --> 00:28:31,921
A visitor for you.
433
00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:35,379
Good lord!
434
00:28:35,504 --> 00:28:38,462
That is not very gallant, Matthew.
435
00:28:38,587 --> 00:28:40,504
But...
436
00:28:40,629 --> 00:28:43,004
- When did you leave Paris?
- This morning.
437
00:28:43,129 --> 00:28:47,004
My work at the club finished.
Marcel became insufferable.
438
00:28:47,129 --> 00:28:50,379
I remembered what you said about England,
so here I am.
439
00:28:50,504 --> 00:28:52,837
Does...? Does Marcel know you're here?
440
00:28:52,962 --> 00:28:54,546
- Nobody knows.
- Oh!
441
00:28:54,671 --> 00:28:57,837
I just told my concierge
I would be away for a few months.
442
00:28:57,962 --> 00:28:59,421
Months?
443
00:29:00,379 --> 00:29:02,921
Oh, Jenny, a new British restaurant
has just opened in Leeds.
444
00:29:03,046 --> 00:29:06,129
They'll be needing a lot more stomach pills
so fetch me the file, will you?
445
00:29:06,254 --> 00:29:07,754
But Mother, Matthew's busy...
446
00:29:07,879 --> 00:29:10,671
- Jenny, I am speaking.
- Oh.
447
00:29:13,129 --> 00:29:15,129
- Oh, Mother.
448
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:17,796
- This is Mademoiselle...
- Enchantée, madame.
449
00:29:17,921 --> 00:29:20,879
And what is Mademoiselle Enchantée
doing here?
450
00:29:21,004 --> 00:29:25,587
Mademoiselle Duclot.
Yes, Duclot, from the Paris office.
451
00:29:25,712 --> 00:29:27,671
Come to see how we do it over here.
452
00:29:27,796 --> 00:29:29,212
Oh, Mother, you know of course
453
00:29:29,337 --> 00:29:32,587
that Mademoiselle Duclot
is a Bourbon on the distaff side.
454
00:29:32,712 --> 00:29:35,504
- But...
- Yes, yes, that's right.
455
00:29:35,629 --> 00:29:38,212
A Bourbon, one of the oldest families
in France, Mother.
456
00:29:38,337 --> 00:29:42,087
Really?
Dear child, welcome to London.
457
00:29:42,212 --> 00:29:45,046
Matthew, see that Mademoiselle Duclot
has a desk in Jenny's office.
458
00:29:45,171 --> 00:29:47,046
I want her given every facility.
459
00:29:47,171 --> 00:29:48,587
But Mother, surely you...
460
00:29:48,712 --> 00:29:50,212
Matthew, I am speaking.
461
00:29:50,337 --> 00:29:52,921
Mademoiselle,
we shall expect you for dinner tonight.
462
00:29:53,046 --> 00:29:55,212
- You're most kind.
- Now, if you'll forgive me,
463
00:29:55,337 --> 00:29:57,712
I must ring some of my friends.
So much to tell them.
464
00:29:57,837 --> 00:29:59,337
Come along, Jenny.
465
00:30:00,587 --> 00:30:02,254
Your mother is very nice.
466
00:30:02,379 --> 00:30:03,754
Now I've got a job here.
467
00:30:03,879 --> 00:30:06,171
This is impossible.
She'll find out we met in Paris.
468
00:30:06,296 --> 00:30:08,504
Matthew, I am speaking.
469
00:30:08,629 --> 00:30:11,754
A desk in Jenny's office
and every facility.
470
00:30:11,879 --> 00:30:13,504
Oh, good lord!
471
00:30:20,962 --> 00:30:22,004
Oh, where's Jenny?
472
00:30:22,129 --> 00:30:23,921
- She won't be long.
- Oh.
473
00:30:24,046 --> 00:30:26,254
- Oh, Matthew?
- Yes?
474
00:30:26,379 --> 00:30:27,837
I have been thinking.
475
00:30:27,962 --> 00:30:29,296
Oh, what about?
476
00:30:29,421 --> 00:30:31,754
I cannot possibly stay at the hotel.
477
00:30:31,879 --> 00:30:35,337
- Why ever not?
- The Count, he's bound to find me.
478
00:30:35,462 --> 00:30:36,671
Oh, nonsense.
479
00:30:36,796 --> 00:30:39,712
I would feel much safer
in a discreet little apartment.
480
00:30:40,587 --> 00:30:42,754
An apartment?
Oh, no, that's out of the question.
481
00:30:42,879 --> 00:30:45,254
But you don't know the Count.
482
00:30:45,379 --> 00:30:48,171
If he comes over here and finds me...
483
00:30:48,296 --> 00:30:50,004
Oh, Matthew, I'm so afraid for you.
484
00:30:50,129 --> 00:30:51,546
For me?
485
00:30:51,671 --> 00:30:53,129
An apartment, indeed? Oh, no.
486
00:30:53,254 --> 00:30:54,837
You want it furnished, of course.
487
00:30:54,962 --> 00:30:59,046
Yes, it's for a fellow
from our Paris office, you know.
488
00:30:59,171 --> 00:31:01,337
- (Chokes)
- Really?
489
00:31:01,462 --> 00:31:05,754
I've got one in Craybert Court he could have.
Nice little flat, twenty guineas a week.
490
00:31:05,879 --> 00:31:07,879
Twenty guineas?
491
00:31:08,004 --> 00:31:09,796
Old boy, it's got a gas ring, you know.
492
00:31:09,921 --> 00:31:12,796
Bring the...fellow round
and I'll show it to him.
493
00:31:12,921 --> 00:31:14,837
Oh, no, no, don't bother about that.
494
00:31:14,962 --> 00:31:17,087
Just have the keys sent
round to my office, will you?
495
00:31:17,212 --> 00:31:18,837
Oh, all right.
496
00:31:18,962 --> 00:31:21,879
Well, if it had been anyone but old Matthew.
497
00:31:36,921 --> 00:31:39,421
Numéro 24.
Here we are, Matthew.
498
00:31:39,546 --> 00:31:41,004
Mm-hm.
499
00:31:43,587 --> 00:31:45,379
Oh, it looks nice.
500
00:31:48,254 --> 00:31:49,629
- Jim!
- Clementine!
501
00:31:49,754 --> 00:31:51,629
(Clementine laughs)
502
00:31:52,671 --> 00:31:54,087
Hello, Matthew.
503
00:31:54,212 --> 00:31:56,046
What are you doing here?
504
00:31:56,171 --> 00:31:57,879
I thought I'd come and show you round.
505
00:31:58,004 --> 00:32:00,046
Personal touch, you know.
506
00:32:00,171 --> 00:32:02,379
Always better in a case like this.
507
00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:04,046
This is not a case like this.
508
00:32:04,171 --> 00:32:06,212
No, no, of course not.
509
00:32:07,587 --> 00:32:09,004
Why didn't you tell me?
510
00:32:09,129 --> 00:32:11,254
This room is most charming.
511
00:32:11,379 --> 00:32:14,296
And look, Matthew, there is a lovely view.
512
00:32:14,421 --> 00:32:16,254
It really doesn't matter.
513
00:32:16,379 --> 00:32:17,796
I see your point, Matthew.
514
00:32:17,921 --> 00:32:19,587
Is this all the flat?
515
00:32:19,712 --> 00:32:21,171
Patience, old boy.
516
00:32:21,296 --> 00:32:23,962
We're coming to it, we're coming to it.
517
00:32:24,087 --> 00:32:26,171
Here we are.
518
00:32:31,212 --> 00:32:33,921
Oh, I like this. This is sweet.
519
00:32:34,046 --> 00:32:36,004
Ample hanging space, you know.
520
00:32:36,129 --> 00:32:38,504
Bags of hangers pour mademoiselle,
and of course...
521
00:32:38,629 --> 00:32:40,546
If you don't mind, Jim, it's getting late.
522
00:32:40,671 --> 00:32:44,212
By the way, does your friend the Count
know about all this?
523
00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:47,004
The Count? He is miles away.
524
00:33:10,087 --> 00:33:11,587
The cab.
525
00:33:15,046 --> 00:33:20,254
My dear Count, it's so good of you
to accept an invitation from a total stranger.
526
00:33:20,379 --> 00:33:22,671
But when my son told me
he'd met you in Paris...
527
00:33:22,796 --> 00:33:25,046
You mean
your son suggested I come here?
528
00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:29,046
- Well, not exactly. I'm keeping it a surprise.
- Oh.
529
00:33:29,171 --> 00:33:31,837
I do hope you'll stay quite a while.
530
00:33:34,629 --> 00:33:36,921
I hope so too.
531
00:33:37,046 --> 00:33:40,587
Unfortunately, that fool valet of mine
has misdirected my luggage.
532
00:33:40,712 --> 00:33:42,712
I shall, of course, have him flogged.
533
00:33:42,837 --> 00:33:44,212
Oh, no.
534
00:33:44,337 --> 00:33:47,379
My dear Count,
Matthew's clothes will fit you.
535
00:33:47,504 --> 00:33:50,171
I shall immediately order 40 new suits.
536
00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:52,046
That is if...
537
00:33:52,171 --> 00:33:54,212
when my letters of credit arrive here.
538
00:33:54,337 --> 00:33:57,546
Meanwhile,
would you let me cash you a cheque?
539
00:33:57,671 --> 00:33:59,212
Would I?
540
00:34:00,254 --> 00:34:02,087
If you so wish it, madame.
541
00:34:02,212 --> 00:34:03,921
It's a pleasure.
542
00:34:10,296 --> 00:34:13,254
I say, old boy,
you don't want to pay by cheque.
543
00:34:13,379 --> 00:34:14,754
Why not?
544
00:34:14,879 --> 00:34:16,504
Well, you know.
545
00:34:16,629 --> 00:34:18,212
No, I don't know.
546
00:34:18,337 --> 00:34:19,712
Oh.
547
00:34:19,837 --> 00:34:21,962
Oh, well, I'd better shove off.
548
00:34:23,379 --> 00:34:25,546
Oh, don't forget your keys.
549
00:34:25,671 --> 00:34:28,296
Clementine, one for you.
550
00:34:28,421 --> 00:34:31,254
And one for you.
And don't let your mum know.
551
00:34:31,379 --> 00:34:35,587
I've already told her as my mum...
my mother likes Clementine immensely.
552
00:34:35,712 --> 00:34:37,462
We're on our way to dinner there now.
553
00:34:37,587 --> 00:34:39,754
- Right now?
- Yes, we're leaving in half an hour.
554
00:34:40,462 --> 00:34:42,004
This is most kind of you, madame.
555
00:34:42,129 --> 00:34:44,712
My dear Count, it's a privilege.
556
00:34:44,837 --> 00:34:48,212
So true, madame,
if only more people would see the light.
557
00:34:48,337 --> 00:34:50,504
Evening, Mother... Oh.
558
00:34:50,629 --> 00:34:53,421
Jenny, dear,
let me present the Comte de Sarliac.
559
00:34:53,546 --> 00:34:56,004
- The Comte de...
- Your servant, mademoiselle.
560
00:34:56,129 --> 00:34:57,962
The Count and Matthew met in Paris.
561
00:34:58,087 --> 00:35:00,796
I know, Clemen... Matthew told me.
562
00:35:00,921 --> 00:35:03,379
Mother, we all need a drink, don't we?
563
00:35:03,504 --> 00:35:05,421
Yes, dear, I suppose we do.
564
00:35:05,546 --> 00:35:06,921
Good.
565
00:35:10,879 --> 00:35:14,837
And if another man
so much as looks at my woman, I spit.
566
00:35:14,962 --> 00:35:16,087
You spit?
567
00:35:16,212 --> 00:35:19,212
- I spit him in half, comme ça.
- (Gasps)
568
00:35:19,337 --> 00:35:24,004
I kill him with as little compunction
as I would empty this glass.
569
00:35:28,504 --> 00:35:30,379
- Allow me.
- Thank you.
570
00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:33,546
Ah, that sounds like Matthew
and Miss Duclot.
571
00:35:33,671 --> 00:35:36,587
- Your son, madame?
- Yes, that's right.
572
00:35:36,712 --> 00:35:38,546
- Thank you, mademoiselle.
- Say when.
573
00:35:38,671 --> 00:35:39,712
Thank you.
574
00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:42,046
- Ah, no, no, no!
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
575
00:35:42,171 --> 00:35:45,129
- Now you'll have to go and change.
- But it's his only pair.
576
00:35:45,254 --> 00:35:48,754
We'll have to dry you out, then.
If you'll come this way...
577
00:35:48,879 --> 00:35:50,837
Oh, oh!
578
00:35:56,004 --> 00:35:58,087
- Evening, Syme.
- Evening, sir. Evening, madam.
579
00:35:58,212 --> 00:35:59,921
How do you do?
580
00:36:01,421 --> 00:36:04,296
Don't worry, Count. Won't keep you long.
581
00:36:07,962 --> 00:36:10,879
- Syme, the Count's had an accident.
- What?
582
00:36:11,004 --> 00:36:14,921
I mean, I spilled soda water on his trousers.
How soon can you have them dry?
583
00:36:15,046 --> 00:36:17,879
- I should think, Miss, about ten minutes.
- No, you don't.
584
00:36:18,004 --> 00:36:21,171
I want to have the Count without his trousers
for at least half an hour.
585
00:36:21,296 --> 00:36:24,254
It was charming of you to come, Miss Duclot.
586
00:36:24,379 --> 00:36:25,712
- Thank you.
- Oh, Jenny.
587
00:36:25,837 --> 00:36:30,629
- Shall we tell Matthew our lovely surprise?
- Our lovely surprise is upstairs drying out.
588
00:36:30,754 --> 00:36:33,962
- I know, you've had the bathroom painted.
- No, dear, we have a visitor.
589
00:36:34,087 --> 00:36:36,421
The Comte de Sarliac.
590
00:36:37,671 --> 00:36:39,129
Did you say de Sarliac?
591
00:36:39,254 --> 00:36:42,504
Yes, dear,
he's simply dying to see you again.
592
00:36:42,629 --> 00:36:45,046
Oh, Matt. He won't come down just yet.
593
00:36:45,171 --> 00:36:49,046
- Are you sure?
- He'll look rather odd if he does.
594
00:36:55,087 --> 00:36:57,879
Oh, dear, but surely you needn't leave
this very minute?
595
00:36:58,004 --> 00:37:01,337
Well, I'm afraid so.
You see, this old uncle of mine...
596
00:37:01,462 --> 00:37:03,504
- The Duke, you mean?
- The Duke?
597
00:37:03,629 --> 00:37:06,546
- The Grand Duke.
- Yes, the Grand Duke,
598
00:37:06,671 --> 00:37:08,712
I must appear at his reception.
599
00:37:08,837 --> 00:37:10,504
Oh, I quite understand.
600
00:37:10,629 --> 00:37:12,671
Matthew himself will drive you there,
601
00:37:12,796 --> 00:37:14,962
just as soon as you've met the Count.
602
00:37:15,087 --> 00:37:17,046
Now, do sit down.
603
00:37:23,837 --> 00:37:26,212
He can't come down
till he's got some trousers.
604
00:37:29,796 --> 00:37:33,254
Miss Duclot, would you care
to see my grandfather's portrait?
605
00:37:33,379 --> 00:37:35,921
Oh, yes, that would be wonderful.
606
00:37:36,046 --> 00:37:37,671
Excuse us, Mother.
607
00:37:39,004 --> 00:37:43,421
Matthew, when I was your age,
I could think of a better excuse than that.
608
00:37:43,546 --> 00:37:45,754
Really, Mother!
609
00:37:45,879 --> 00:37:48,129
What a charming pair they make.
610
00:37:48,254 --> 00:37:50,671
Do you know
what branch of the Bourbons it is?
611
00:37:50,796 --> 00:37:52,879
The... The Versailles one, I think.
612
00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:55,212
For goodness sake,
tell her you simply must go.
613
00:37:55,337 --> 00:37:57,296
The Count won't stay up there all evening.
614
00:38:02,212 --> 00:38:05,004
There's a simply wonderful...
615
00:38:05,129 --> 00:38:06,171
Madame.
616
00:38:07,879 --> 00:38:11,546
My dear Count,
how very enterprising of you.
617
00:38:11,671 --> 00:38:14,754
I first met my late husband in those trousers.
618
00:38:14,879 --> 00:38:17,337
- I'll meet you behind the tool shed.
- The what?
619
00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:19,671
- The tool shed.
- The tool shed?
620
00:38:20,754 --> 00:38:23,421
Oh, my dear Count, welcome to England.
621
00:38:23,546 --> 00:38:26,129
Monsieur,
I look forward to a long acquaintance.
622
00:38:26,254 --> 00:38:28,504
Matthew, where is Mademoiselle Duclot?
623
00:38:28,629 --> 00:38:30,504
Oh, she went into the garden.
624
00:38:32,296 --> 00:38:33,962
We don't all have to go, surely.
625
00:38:34,087 --> 00:38:36,879
- Let's wait here for her.
- That's right, we can play cards.
626
00:38:37,004 --> 00:38:40,046
Nonsense, she'll be late
for the Grand Duke's reception.
627
00:38:47,879 --> 00:38:50,004
It seems to be jammed.
628
00:38:50,129 --> 00:38:51,671
It can't be.
629
00:38:53,087 --> 00:38:56,504
It must be locked from the other side.
I'll pop round the back and open it.
630
00:38:56,629 --> 00:38:59,212
Mother, you'd better sit here a moment.
I won't be long.
631
00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,296
How tiresome.
632
00:39:02,337 --> 00:39:04,004
Keep them here.
633
00:39:04,129 --> 00:39:05,171
Matt!
634
00:39:05,296 --> 00:39:06,962
This really is very tiresome.
635
00:39:07,087 --> 00:39:08,546
I must apologise, Count.
636
00:39:08,671 --> 00:39:11,171
I did so want you
to meet Mademoiselle Duclot.
637
00:39:11,296 --> 00:39:13,921
She's such a charming person.
638
00:39:14,046 --> 00:39:16,629
Mother, I'll stay here
and you two pop round the back.
639
00:39:16,754 --> 00:39:19,254
Matthew, don't be absurd.
Run along and fetch the girl.
640
00:39:19,379 --> 00:39:21,337
- But Mother...
- Now, hurry.
641
00:39:22,462 --> 00:39:25,546
- Do you smoke, madame?
- Oh, thank you, Count.
642
00:39:28,296 --> 00:39:32,337
Oh, Count, I believe your family
has a most interesting history.
643
00:39:32,462 --> 00:39:34,629
Oh, it is true, Mademoiselle Jenny.
644
00:39:34,754 --> 00:39:37,379
The first Comte de Sarliac
fought with Charlemagne
645
00:39:37,504 --> 00:39:39,879
and fell in Italy.
646
00:39:40,004 --> 00:39:42,837
Comte Robert fell in Crécy
647
00:39:42,962 --> 00:39:46,004
and Comte Archambour fell in Agincourt.
648
00:39:46,129 --> 00:39:49,046
Comte Julien was Maréchal of France,
649
00:39:49,171 --> 00:39:53,629
and my own great-grandfather
fell at Waterloo.
650
00:39:53,754 --> 00:39:55,629
Oh, how fascinating.
651
00:39:55,754 --> 00:39:58,712
- I suppose a lot of them were killed in duels.
- Never!
652
00:39:58,837 --> 00:40:01,087
Though my great-grandfather
had quite a narrow shave
653
00:40:01,212 --> 00:40:03,254
when he fought four men at once.
654
00:40:03,379 --> 00:40:07,462
He was very generous afterwards
to the four widows.
655
00:40:07,587 --> 00:40:11,962
The de Sarliacs never harbour a grudge
after it has been settled.
656
00:40:12,087 --> 00:40:14,046
He fell at Sedan.
657
00:40:14,171 --> 00:40:17,754
Really? It sounds as though
you all fell somewhere or other.
658
00:40:17,879 --> 00:40:20,879
I must go and see
what's happened to Matthew.
659
00:40:21,004 --> 00:40:22,629
Ah!
660
00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:24,796
Heavens, Count. Are you hurt?
661
00:40:24,921 --> 00:40:27,171
My dear Count,
how on earth did your laces get like that?
662
00:40:27,296 --> 00:40:30,254
Oh, you poor, poor dear!
663
00:40:39,171 --> 00:40:42,629
- Mother says he's going to stay for weeks.
- Oh dear.
664
00:40:42,754 --> 00:40:45,587
- So I cannot visit your home again.
- Or come to the office.
665
00:40:45,712 --> 00:40:48,212
- She's bound to bring him there.
- Oh, I see.
666
00:40:48,337 --> 00:40:50,254
There is only one solution, Matthew.
667
00:40:50,379 --> 00:40:52,379
I must return to Paris.
We must say goodbye.
668
00:40:52,504 --> 00:40:54,712
- Oh, no!
- But it cannot be helped.
669
00:40:54,837 --> 00:40:57,796
Look, Matthew,
we cannot get rid of the Count, so...
670
00:40:57,921 --> 00:40:59,129
I had better go away.
671
00:40:59,254 --> 00:41:01,254
I don't want to cause any trouble for you.
672
00:41:01,379 --> 00:41:02,504
Oh.
673
00:41:02,629 --> 00:41:07,254
I think I should prefer trouble from you
to a quiet life from anyone else.
674
00:41:07,379 --> 00:41:09,171
Oh, Matthew.
675
00:41:10,379 --> 00:41:13,171
I'll get rid of him.
I'll think of something.
676
00:41:13,296 --> 00:41:16,212
Now don't worry, Clementine.
This is a man's job.
677
00:41:19,837 --> 00:41:21,504
- Thought of anything yet?
- Sh!
678
00:41:26,004 --> 00:41:27,712
Can I go home early this afternoon?
679
00:41:27,837 --> 00:41:30,087
- Yes, of course you can.
- Then here's the scheme.
680
00:41:36,546 --> 00:41:38,129
(Telephone)
681
00:41:41,504 --> 00:41:43,087
Hello, Jenny Ibbetson speaking.
682
00:41:43,212 --> 00:41:44,962
Oh, Matthew here. I'm sorry I'm late.
683
00:41:45,087 --> 00:41:47,004
Oh, yes, Dr Brown.
684
00:41:47,129 --> 00:41:48,629
What?
685
00:41:48,754 --> 00:41:50,046
It's full moon tonight?
686
00:41:50,171 --> 00:41:51,879
Oh, poor Mother!
687
00:41:52,004 --> 00:41:53,837
Yes, Doctor.
688
00:41:53,962 --> 00:41:56,129
Let you know at first signs of violence?
689
00:41:56,254 --> 00:41:58,629
Yes. Overpower her if she...?
690
00:41:58,754 --> 00:42:01,004
And if there's time, dial 999?
691
00:42:01,129 --> 00:42:02,962
Right, thank you, Doctor.
692
00:42:03,087 --> 00:42:04,629
There is something wrong?
693
00:42:04,754 --> 00:42:07,337
Better you know now, I suppose,
than when the cold steel...
694
00:42:07,462 --> 00:42:08,837
- Cold steel?
- It's Mother.
695
00:42:08,962 --> 00:42:11,462
- Madame Ibbetson?
- Oh, what a relief to tell someone.
696
00:42:11,587 --> 00:42:14,837
Imagine it. Every full moon she becomes...
Oh, I can't say it.
697
00:42:14,962 --> 00:42:18,421
But you must say this thing about cold steel.
You must!
698
00:42:18,546 --> 00:42:19,587
I'll be brave.
699
00:42:19,712 --> 00:42:21,587
It started in Africa.
700
00:42:21,712 --> 00:42:24,671
Mother was out there in '38
promoting our little liver pills.
701
00:42:24,796 --> 00:42:26,587
- Little liver pills?
- To pygmies.
702
00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:29,046
The witch doctor became jealous
so he put a curse on her.
703
00:42:29,171 --> 00:42:31,879
- I have heard of such things.
- Good. That makes it easier.
704
00:42:32,004 --> 00:42:33,671
A native woman had murdered the chief.
705
00:42:33,796 --> 00:42:37,004
The witch doctor said at the full moon
this woman's spirit would enter Mother.
706
00:42:37,129 --> 00:42:38,504
Mon dieu. Quelle horreur!
707
00:42:38,629 --> 00:42:42,712
And now at the full moon
she thinks the first man she sees is Bongo.
708
00:42:43,587 --> 00:42:46,421
- Bongo?
- That was the name of the murdered chief.
709
00:42:46,546 --> 00:42:48,337
Last month she thought it was the vicar.
710
00:42:48,462 --> 00:42:49,921
She had a meat axe.
711
00:42:50,046 --> 00:42:53,129
Thank heavens
he was wearing a celluloid collar.
712
00:42:53,254 --> 00:42:56,087
But you're strong.
Some of them didn't even put up a struggle.
713
00:42:56,212 --> 00:42:59,587
- They didn't?
- I'll just go and lock the knives away.
714
00:42:59,712 --> 00:43:01,421
You carry on with your game.
715
00:43:06,504 --> 00:43:09,212
I've been telling the Count
about those trophies of Uncle John's.
716
00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:11,212
- He'd love to see them.
- Oh, really?
717
00:43:11,337 --> 00:43:13,796
And he actually told me
his pet name as well.
718
00:43:13,921 --> 00:43:15,587
Oh, what is it?
719
00:43:17,212 --> 00:43:18,337
Oh, charming.
720
00:43:18,462 --> 00:43:22,296
- You won't forget to show him those trophies?
- Oh, right away, my dear.
721
00:43:26,504 --> 00:43:28,171
Oh!
722
00:43:29,212 --> 00:43:32,296
- Ibbetson here.
- Oh, Doctor, the first signs are...
723
00:43:32,421 --> 00:43:33,671
You will?
724
00:43:33,796 --> 00:43:35,796
Oh, the sooner the better.
Thank you, Doctor.
725
00:43:36,879 --> 00:43:38,504
The worst will happen?
726
00:43:39,587 --> 00:43:43,087
But don't worry, I've locked her door.
I'll just go and speak to her from the garden.
727
00:43:43,212 --> 00:43:44,879
(Drumming)
728
00:43:55,546 --> 00:43:57,754
Oh, Bongo!
729
00:44:01,671 --> 00:44:04,212
You've been asking for this, haven't you?
730
00:44:04,337 --> 00:44:06,212
No, no!
731
00:44:11,296 --> 00:44:13,379
Jenny, what has happened to the Count?
732
00:44:13,504 --> 00:44:16,504
Oh, dear, I forgot to tell you.
It's the full moon, Mother.
733
00:44:16,629 --> 00:44:19,462
- You don't mean...?
- All the de Sarliacs are the same.
734
00:44:19,587 --> 00:44:21,171
I suppose it's their blue blood.
735
00:44:21,296 --> 00:44:23,629
Oh, dear, poor Bongo.
736
00:44:23,754 --> 00:44:25,504
Sir, please, one moment, please!
737
00:44:25,629 --> 00:44:29,587
Count, Count, Count!
You've forgotten this.
738
00:44:34,671 --> 00:44:36,337
Oh?
739
00:44:39,087 --> 00:44:40,462
That's Mr Matthew.
740
00:44:40,587 --> 00:44:42,379
(Laughs)
741
00:44:44,962 --> 00:44:47,004
You know, Jenny, I'm worried about him.
742
00:44:47,171 --> 00:44:48,837
I think we should telephone the police.
743
00:44:48,962 --> 00:44:51,129
He'll be all right, Mother. He told me so.
744
00:44:51,254 --> 00:44:52,837
I expect he'll be back in a day or two.
745
00:44:52,962 --> 00:44:55,129
Madam, his lordship forgot this.
746
00:44:55,254 --> 00:44:58,212
Put it on my desk, Syme.
We'll keep it for him.
747
00:44:58,337 --> 00:44:59,796
Very good, madam.
748
00:45:04,712 --> 00:45:06,546
And Syme, will you serve tea now?
749
00:45:06,671 --> 00:45:08,129
Very good, madam.
750
00:45:09,587 --> 00:45:11,504
Oh.
751
00:45:11,629 --> 00:45:14,004
Very good indeed.
752
00:45:18,504 --> 00:45:21,212
- (Both) Good morning, sir.
- Morning, morning.
753
00:45:27,129 --> 00:45:30,629
- English is such a naughty language!
- (All laugh)
754
00:45:30,754 --> 00:45:34,337
The first time you meet a girl in a pub,
you ask her to say when.
755
00:45:34,462 --> 00:45:38,504
And then you make a date with her
for an evening when she has got nothing on.
756
00:45:38,629 --> 00:45:40,421
- And then...
- What the...?
757
00:45:40,546 --> 00:45:41,962
Good morning, sir.
758
00:45:42,087 --> 00:45:44,212
- Good morning, sir.
- Good morning, sir.
759
00:45:44,337 --> 00:45:45,462
Morning, sir.
760
00:45:45,587 --> 00:45:48,087
- Morning, sir.
- Morning, sir.
761
00:45:49,962 --> 00:45:51,546
Will you go into my office, please?
762
00:45:51,671 --> 00:45:53,671
Yes, Matthew.
763
00:45:53,796 --> 00:45:56,087
I don't suppose
you've gone through the mail yet?
764
00:45:56,212 --> 00:45:58,712
If there's anything from the Board of Trade,
bring it in to me.
765
00:45:58,837 --> 00:46:00,462
Yes, Matt.
766
00:46:06,962 --> 00:46:08,837
I'm sorry, Matthew.
767
00:46:08,962 --> 00:46:11,379
- That's the fourth time this week.
- Yes, Matthew.
768
00:46:11,504 --> 00:46:15,337
Somebody's got to do the work otherwise
we don't sell our pills and then what happens?
769
00:46:15,462 --> 00:46:17,087
Tummy ache?
770
00:46:18,129 --> 00:46:19,546
- Oh, Matt.
- Yes?
771
00:46:19,671 --> 00:46:20,837
The Board of Trade say no.
772
00:46:20,962 --> 00:46:24,796
Oh, blast the Board of Trade.
Ask them to send a representative, will you?
773
00:46:24,921 --> 00:46:26,379
Righto.
774
00:46:28,462 --> 00:46:32,379
Ah, Miss Jenny, I have come
to ask about your dear sweet mother.
775
00:46:32,504 --> 00:46:34,379
Is she still...?
776
00:46:34,504 --> 00:46:37,004
How tragic.
I did hope to return to your home.
777
00:46:37,129 --> 00:46:38,379
You did?
778
00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:42,879
I found such tranquillity there,
peace... money.
779
00:46:43,004 --> 00:46:45,129
You've run short already? Oh, dear.
780
00:46:45,254 --> 00:46:46,879
I wouldn't dare offer you money.
781
00:46:48,004 --> 00:46:50,004
- Coward.
- But if £20 can help...
782
00:46:50,171 --> 00:46:53,754
You can send it to my hotel.
It is the Ritz Plaza just off the Old Kent Road.
783
00:46:53,879 --> 00:46:56,004
You'll get it by hand this afternoon.
784
00:46:59,171 --> 00:47:00,921
Jenny, you look worried.
785
00:47:01,004 --> 00:47:04,337
- Something has happened?
- No, but it's going to.
786
00:47:06,546 --> 00:47:08,754
Matt, you want to marry Clementine,
don't you?
787
00:47:08,879 --> 00:47:10,879
- What on earth do you mean?
- Do you or don't you?
788
00:47:11,004 --> 00:47:13,962
- All I know is, she'd never dream of me.
- Oh, don't be an ass.
789
00:47:14,087 --> 00:47:16,296
- You go out there and ask her now.
- Now?
790
00:47:16,421 --> 00:47:18,879
You realise what will happen
if the Count starts talking.
791
00:47:19,004 --> 00:47:21,004
- Ah, yes, Mother.
- Oh, brother.
792
00:47:21,129 --> 00:47:23,296
And the old boy may turn up
sooner than you think.
793
00:47:23,421 --> 00:47:25,462
I can't possibly propose to her in the office,
794
00:47:25,587 --> 00:47:27,671
- It would be a bad example to the staff.
- Hello?
795
00:47:27,796 --> 00:47:30,004
- What are you doing?
- Get me the name of a restaurant.
796
00:47:30,171 --> 00:47:34,254
I'm going to book you the quietest,
cosiest, most intimate table in London.
797
00:47:36,421 --> 00:47:39,004
- Clementine, there's a matter...
- (Man) Thank you, waiter.
798
00:47:39,171 --> 00:47:40,671
This'll do nicely.
799
00:47:40,796 --> 00:47:43,087
Well, as I was saying, Cyril,
800
00:47:43,212 --> 00:47:45,712
I've been trying since last Thursday.
801
00:47:45,837 --> 00:47:48,004
The doctor says it's my gall bladder.
802
00:47:48,171 --> 00:47:52,087
Not enough bile
seeping into the lower intestines.
803
00:47:52,212 --> 00:47:54,087
I remember his very words.
804
00:47:54,212 --> 00:48:01,587
"You've got 24 feet of lower intestine,"
he says, "every inch a commando course."
805
00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:06,546
Oh, every mouthful I eat means agony.
806
00:48:06,671 --> 00:48:07,754
Oh, waiter!
807
00:48:07,879 --> 00:48:10,629
A large lobster mayonnaise, please.
808
00:48:15,462 --> 00:48:16,754
(Horn)
809
00:48:16,879 --> 00:48:19,004
Oh, Matt, it's Jim Barret.
810
00:48:19,171 --> 00:48:21,754
Oh, right. By the way,
I've asked him back to dinner tonight.
811
00:48:21,879 --> 00:48:24,879
Oh, blast!
812
00:48:25,004 --> 00:48:26,921
I thought you rather liked him.
813
00:48:27,004 --> 00:48:30,379
Me? He's all right I suppose.
814
00:48:31,421 --> 00:48:34,796
Mother, when you were my age,
did you ever...?
815
00:48:34,921 --> 00:48:36,337
Ever what, dear?
816
00:48:36,462 --> 00:48:38,337
Oh, it doesn't matter.
I don't suppose you did.
817
00:48:38,462 --> 00:48:40,421
I'll ask Mademoiselle Duclot.
818
00:48:40,546 --> 00:48:42,837
- But don't you like Jim?
- Of course I like him.
819
00:48:42,962 --> 00:48:46,462
But he treats me like an Englishman
always treats his best friend's sister.
820
00:48:46,587 --> 00:48:50,254
And you'd prefer he treats you like
a Frenchman treats his best friend's sister?
821
00:48:50,379 --> 00:48:51,962
Well...
822
00:48:52,087 --> 00:48:54,171
This we can arrange. Come along.
823
00:48:58,296 --> 00:48:59,462
Voilà!
824
00:49:01,837 --> 00:49:04,129
Oh, chérie, this is really you.
825
00:49:04,254 --> 00:49:07,754
So I see. I'd be happier
if a bit more of it was dress.
826
00:49:07,879 --> 00:49:09,004
We can try something else.
827
00:49:09,171 --> 00:49:11,296
I have a lace one here
with much more on the top,
828
00:49:11,421 --> 00:49:14,254
but you'll have to wear
much less underneath.
829
00:49:14,379 --> 00:49:16,754
- Good evening, Syme.
- Good evening, sir.
830
00:49:32,462 --> 00:49:34,879
- Ah, Mr Barret.
- Good evening, dear lady.
831
00:49:35,004 --> 00:49:36,379
I think you know everyone.
832
00:49:36,504 --> 00:49:39,504
- I don't believe I've met the vicar.
- Let me introduce you.
833
00:49:39,629 --> 00:49:42,462
Vicar, let me introduce Mr Barret.
834
00:49:42,587 --> 00:49:44,337
How do you do?
Heard so much about you.
835
00:49:44,462 --> 00:49:47,754
Oh, yes, there's much I admire
in your French mode de vie,
836
00:49:47,879 --> 00:49:50,004
if I may lapse into your...
837
00:49:50,129 --> 00:49:52,171
Never mind, he's a little absent-minded.
838
00:49:52,296 --> 00:49:54,087
I'll do it later.
839
00:49:54,212 --> 00:49:57,254
- The vicar's been with her all evening.
- I'll have to fix the vicar.
840
00:49:57,379 --> 00:49:59,837
- (Telephone)
- I'll get it.
841
00:50:02,296 --> 00:50:04,671
Hello, Jenny Ibbetson speaking.
842
00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:08,754
No, there's been no improvement yet.
843
00:50:08,879 --> 00:50:10,837
I am desolated.
844
00:50:11,879 --> 00:50:13,712
But I'm also resolved.
845
00:50:13,837 --> 00:50:17,629
How cowardly it was of me
to leave you in times of your troubles.
846
00:50:17,754 --> 00:50:19,171
I shall return tonight.
847
00:50:19,296 --> 00:50:21,754
But Count, that's quite impossible!
848
00:50:21,879 --> 00:50:24,754
But Miss Jenny, the food here is...
849
00:50:25,796 --> 00:50:27,004
How much did you say?
850
00:50:27,129 --> 00:50:29,421
£25, first thing in the morning.
851
00:50:29,546 --> 00:50:31,629
Jenny, who was that on the telephone?
852
00:50:31,754 --> 00:50:32,796
Wrong number.
853
00:50:32,921 --> 00:50:37,421
- Jenny, if I thought you were placing a bet...
- Madam, dinner is served.
854
00:50:37,546 --> 00:50:39,129
Thank you, Syme.
855
00:50:42,921 --> 00:50:46,004
You've got to do it tonight.
Get her alone after dinner.
856
00:50:51,587 --> 00:50:54,337
I told you we'd find a suitable song.
857
00:50:57,004 --> 00:50:59,129
Are we all ready?
858
00:51:04,337 --> 00:51:06,837
♪ In the schoolhouse in the village
859
00:51:06,962 --> 00:51:09,379
♪ Every morning you would see
860
00:51:09,504 --> 00:51:11,879
♪ Lancelot and Jacqueline
861
00:51:12,004 --> 00:51:14,629
♪ And he'd say tenderly
862
00:51:14,754 --> 00:51:19,796
♪ Please walk with me, mademoiselle,
cet aprés-midi
863
00:51:19,921 --> 00:51:24,796
♪ Please walk with me, mademoiselle,
cet aprés-midi
864
00:51:24,921 --> 00:51:27,837
♪ Years have passed and in the village
865
00:51:27,962 --> 00:51:30,504
♪ On a summer morn in May
866
00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:33,212
♪ Wedding bells are gaily ringing
867
00:51:33,337 --> 00:51:36,004
♪ And we hear Lancelot say
868
00:51:36,171 --> 00:51:41,212
♪ How proud I'll be, madame,
cet aprés-midi
869
00:51:41,337 --> 00:51:46,879
♪ Come walk with me, madame,
cet aprés-midi
870
00:51:47,004 --> 00:51:52,004
♪ Once again down in the village
on a Sunday morn in May
871
00:51:52,129 --> 00:51:57,754
♪ Wedding bells ring for their grandchild
as we hear Lancelot say
872
00:51:57,879 --> 00:52:03,171
♪ I hope they'll be just as happy as we
873
00:52:03,296 --> 00:52:08,837
♪ Come walk with me, grand-mére,
cet aprés-midi
874
00:52:08,962 --> 00:52:14,296
♪ I hope they'll be just as happy as we
875
00:52:14,421 --> 00:52:17,754
♪ Come walk with me
876
00:52:17,879 --> 00:52:19,712
♪ Grand-mére
877
00:52:19,837 --> 00:52:23,504
♪ Cet aprés-midi
878
00:52:30,962 --> 00:52:32,546
Now then, how about a game of bridge?
879
00:52:32,671 --> 00:52:35,004
Oh, I'm afraid I don't play.
880
00:52:35,171 --> 00:52:38,171
Well, in that case, don't let's bother.
881
00:52:40,379 --> 00:52:41,879
Go on, go on!
882
00:52:42,004 --> 00:52:42,921
I say, Vicar,
883
00:52:43,004 --> 00:52:45,671
I'm sure Miss Duclot would hate
to stop the others from playing.
884
00:52:45,796 --> 00:52:47,379
Mais, naturellement
885
00:52:47,504 --> 00:52:49,254
But surely...
886
00:52:49,379 --> 00:52:51,796
Don't worry, Vicar,
I'll keep Miss Duclot company.
887
00:52:51,921 --> 00:52:54,754
That will give us a chance
to examine the finer points of the game.
888
00:52:54,879 --> 00:52:56,212
But of course.
889
00:52:56,337 --> 00:52:59,421
Vicar, you partner me
and we'll see if we can't beat the youngsters.
890
00:52:59,546 --> 00:53:01,629
Charmed, dear lady.
891
00:53:09,879 --> 00:53:11,337
Won't you sit down?
892
00:53:14,962 --> 00:53:17,379
Clementine, I want to know how I stand.
893
00:53:17,504 --> 00:53:19,004
Then come and sit down.
894
00:53:19,171 --> 00:53:20,796
No, I'm quite comfortable, thank you.
895
00:53:20,921 --> 00:53:22,629
There's a matter which I want to raise.
896
00:53:22,754 --> 00:53:24,962
Ah, there you are!
897
00:53:28,379 --> 00:53:31,212
- I'm dummy.
- So I see.
898
00:53:36,462 --> 00:53:38,671
This time you will come in for coffee, no?
899
00:53:38,796 --> 00:53:41,171
- I'd love to, Clementine, but...
- Just for a few minutes?
900
00:53:41,296 --> 00:53:42,337
Well...
901
00:53:42,462 --> 00:53:44,962
Eight bob on the clock, Matthew.
Come along, lad.
902
00:53:52,462 --> 00:53:53,837
Carter, Board of Trade.
903
00:53:53,962 --> 00:53:55,712
- Oh.
- Mr Ibbetson?
904
00:53:55,837 --> 00:53:57,587
He's not in yet, I'm afraid.
905
00:53:57,712 --> 00:53:59,796
Would you like to take a seat in his office?
906
00:53:59,921 --> 00:54:00,962
Thank you.
907
00:54:01,087 --> 00:54:03,671
- It's a lovely morning, isn't it?
- Mm.
908
00:54:03,796 --> 00:54:06,504
You've come to give us
that import licence, I hope.
909
00:54:06,629 --> 00:54:08,712
Most unlikely I should think.
910
00:54:12,087 --> 00:54:13,379
Oh, good morning.
911
00:54:13,504 --> 00:54:15,087
Carter, Board of Trade.
912
00:54:15,212 --> 00:54:18,379
Oh, the man who gives us our import licence!
913
00:54:18,504 --> 00:54:21,671
- Most unlikely I should think.
- Mais asseyez-vous, je vous en prie.
914
00:54:21,796 --> 00:54:23,296
Voilà. Voilà.
915
00:54:36,212 --> 00:54:38,296
He should be here any minute.
916
00:54:40,129 --> 00:54:42,754
Do you like the flowers, Mr Carter?
917
00:54:42,879 --> 00:54:45,629
Flowers are the province
of the Ministry of Agriculture.
918
00:54:45,754 --> 00:54:47,754
- Oh.
- And Fisheries.
919
00:54:47,879 --> 00:54:49,962
- Eh?
- And Fisheries.
920
00:54:50,087 --> 00:54:53,629
In England the agriculture
and the fisheries go together.
921
00:54:53,754 --> 00:54:55,379
Oh, how sweet.
922
00:54:57,171 --> 00:54:59,629
I couldn't get a cab.
Has that Board of Trade man arrived?
923
00:54:59,754 --> 00:55:03,504
He's been waiting half an hour.
We've had that import licence, you know.
924
00:55:03,629 --> 00:55:06,004
So, with the increase in output,
925
00:55:06,129 --> 00:55:10,254
the dollar return will be more than double
the price of the raw material.
926
00:55:10,379 --> 00:55:12,254
- Do you see?
- Yes.
927
00:55:14,171 --> 00:55:16,712
Good morning, I'm so sorry I'm late.
Now, here are the...
928
00:55:16,837 --> 00:55:19,962
It's quite all right.
Your secretary's explained the position.
929
00:55:20,087 --> 00:55:23,004
- She's what?
- And very ably, if I may say so.
930
00:55:23,129 --> 00:55:25,129
There'll be no difficulty about the licence.
931
00:55:25,254 --> 00:55:27,879
That's splendid,
but don't you want to see the figures?
932
00:55:28,004 --> 00:55:30,671
If I do, I'll telephone your secretary.
933
00:55:30,796 --> 00:55:32,962
I might do that anyway.
934
00:55:33,087 --> 00:55:34,421
Good morning.
935
00:55:35,629 --> 00:55:38,712
- Are you pleased?
- Well, I'm delighted.
936
00:55:38,837 --> 00:55:40,796
Then, will you do something for me?
937
00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:41,962
Of course I will.
938
00:55:42,087 --> 00:55:44,337
Have dinner at my apartment tonight.
939
00:55:48,087 --> 00:55:50,337
- I shall be honoured.
- Oh, Matthew.
940
00:55:58,587 --> 00:56:00,004
(Buzzer)
941
00:56:04,337 --> 00:56:05,837
Come in, Matthew.
942
00:56:13,129 --> 00:56:16,212
Oh, Matthew, how charming!
943
00:56:17,254 --> 00:56:19,962
Take off your things
and I'll put them in water.
944
00:56:44,421 --> 00:56:46,254
- Eh bien?
- You look wonderful.
945
00:56:50,379 --> 00:56:52,754
That scent's Minuit d'amour, isn't it?
946
00:56:52,879 --> 00:56:55,712
Matthew, I have underestimated you.
947
00:56:55,837 --> 00:56:58,087
Well, after all, one does...
948
00:56:58,212 --> 00:56:59,879
Oh, please don't overestimate me.
949
00:57:01,712 --> 00:57:03,462
Shall I tell you what I cooked for you?
950
00:57:03,587 --> 00:57:06,337
Poulet madras and huitres laksa.
951
00:57:06,462 --> 00:57:09,004
Do you like sauces with a lot of spice?
952
00:57:09,129 --> 00:57:12,129
Yes, but don't they rather tend
to heat the blood?
953
00:57:13,087 --> 00:57:14,129
Cheers.
954
00:57:15,546 --> 00:57:18,587
- Here's luck to old Matthew.
- I do hope he pulls it off tonight.
955
00:57:18,712 --> 00:57:20,587
You mean, you hope she pulls it off.
956
00:57:21,921 --> 00:57:24,004
(Clementine plays piano)
957
00:57:26,796 --> 00:57:28,921
Matthew, do you know this one?
958
00:57:31,379 --> 00:57:37,379
♪ Our friends may be planning
to show us the town
959
00:57:37,504 --> 00:57:43,629
♪ Let's stay home
960
00:57:43,754 --> 00:57:49,546
♪ Or maybe they'll call to invite us around
961
00:57:49,671 --> 00:57:55,004
♪ Let's stay home
962
00:57:56,087 --> 00:58:00,087
♪ Just we two all alone
963
00:58:00,212 --> 00:58:04,629
♪ In a world all our own
964
00:58:04,754 --> 00:58:12,212
♪ We'll let the telephone ring
965
00:58:12,337 --> 00:58:17,671
♪ Although there are places
that we hope to see
966
00:58:17,796 --> 00:58:22,712
♪ Let's not roam
967
00:58:23,754 --> 00:58:31,004
♪ For there's only one place that I want to be
968
00:58:31,171 --> 00:58:37,837
♪ Let's stay home
969
00:58:39,504 --> 00:58:41,962
♪ Mm-mm
970
00:58:42,087 --> 00:58:49,379
♪ We don't need other people
971
00:58:50,587 --> 00:58:57,587
♪ We're far too happy alone
972
00:58:57,712 --> 00:59:01,837
♪ Let's stay
973
00:59:01,962 --> 00:59:11,254
♪ Together at home
974
00:59:18,671 --> 00:59:21,546
- I like that song.
- So do I.
975
00:59:21,671 --> 00:59:23,379
More coffee?
976
00:59:23,504 --> 00:59:25,754
- No, no, thank you.
- Nor me.
977
00:59:33,004 --> 00:59:34,962
(Telephone)
978
00:59:37,129 --> 00:59:38,587
Forgive me.
979
00:59:40,337 --> 00:59:42,587
Yes?
980
00:59:42,712 --> 00:59:44,629
No!
981
00:59:44,754 --> 00:59:48,087
- Matthew, it's a wrong numb...
- (Clears throat)
982
00:59:48,212 --> 00:59:51,296
Clementine,
I've never been much of a ladies' man.
983
00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:53,296
- No, Matthew?
- No.
984
00:59:53,421 --> 00:59:55,921
Even at school
when the other chaps collected film stars,
985
00:59:56,004 --> 00:59:58,587
I just collected pictures of Rin Tin Tin.
986
00:59:58,712 --> 01:00:01,296
- Rin Tin Tin?
- Yes, the wonder dog.
987
01:00:02,337 --> 01:00:03,712
Vraiment?
988
01:00:03,837 --> 01:00:06,504
Come along, Matthew, sit down.
989
01:00:07,962 --> 01:00:09,629
Tell me all about Rin Tin Tin.
990
01:00:09,754 --> 01:00:11,671
(Telephone)
991
01:00:13,962 --> 01:00:15,004
Hello?
992
01:00:15,129 --> 01:00:16,796
Madame Ibbetson?
993
01:00:16,921 --> 01:00:18,462
Then you have recovered, madame?
994
01:00:18,587 --> 01:00:19,837
I've recovered?
995
01:00:19,962 --> 01:00:22,337
But my dear Count,
it was you I was worried about.
996
01:00:22,462 --> 01:00:23,837
Me?
997
01:00:23,962 --> 01:00:26,421
Oh, you mean the food here?
998
01:00:27,796 --> 01:00:30,004
I am still breathing, madame.
999
01:00:30,171 --> 01:00:32,546
Oh, that's good.
1000
01:00:32,671 --> 01:00:34,712
Now, tell me, Count,
when can you come back?
1001
01:00:34,837 --> 01:00:36,629
(Barking)
1002
01:00:38,087 --> 01:00:41,337
Then Rin Tin Tin
picked up the lantern in his muzzle
1003
01:00:41,462 --> 01:00:45,129
and trotted along the railway track,
and the girl just managed to gasp,
1004
01:00:45,254 --> 01:00:48,296
"Rin Tin Tin,
go and warn the express train."
1005
01:00:48,421 --> 01:00:51,504
Matthew, I get dizzy looking up at you.
1006
01:00:51,629 --> 01:00:53,087
Oh.
1007
01:00:55,087 --> 01:00:57,129
Matthew,
you did start telling me something.
1008
01:00:57,254 --> 01:00:58,754
Oh.
1009
01:00:58,879 --> 01:01:01,962
Well, Rin Tin Tin belted along
as far as the bridge
1010
01:01:02,087 --> 01:01:04,837
and then the bad men came.
I remember...
1011
01:01:04,962 --> 01:01:06,546
(Buzzer)
1012
01:01:06,671 --> 01:01:10,087
(Sighs) Forgive me.
1013
01:01:10,212 --> 01:01:11,171
Phew.
1014
01:01:12,671 --> 01:01:16,504
Good evening, have you anything
for the Notre Dame building fund?
1015
01:01:17,379 --> 01:01:18,837
Bonne chance, mademoiselle.
1016
01:01:27,921 --> 01:01:29,379
(Matthew clears throat)
1017
01:01:31,712 --> 01:01:34,046
You were saying, Matthew?
1018
01:01:39,212 --> 01:01:40,712
I wonder what he's doing now, eh?
1019
01:01:40,837 --> 01:01:44,712
I bet he's standing with his back to the fire
telling her all about his school days.
1020
01:01:44,837 --> 01:01:46,004
(Both laugh)
1021
01:01:54,421 --> 01:01:55,462
(Buzzer)
1022
01:01:57,087 --> 01:01:59,504
Oh, no, don't bother, Matthew.
They'll go away.
1023
01:01:59,629 --> 01:02:01,546
It might be important.
1024
01:02:02,712 --> 01:02:03,754
(Sighs)
1025
01:02:06,587 --> 01:02:10,129
Ah, my dear Matthew.
Your mother said I should find you here.
1026
01:02:10,254 --> 01:02:12,337
Perhaps we could share the same taxi home.
1027
01:02:12,462 --> 01:02:14,171
- Well, I...
- Ah.
1028
01:02:15,879 --> 01:02:19,837
Perhaps I called too soon.
1029
01:02:22,254 --> 01:02:23,712
Matthew, who is that?
1030
01:02:26,337 --> 01:02:27,587
Clementine!
1031
01:02:27,712 --> 01:02:28,754
Marcel!
1032
01:02:28,879 --> 01:02:32,962
My fiancée in England
in the apartment of another man!
1033
01:02:33,087 --> 01:02:36,129
I am deceived. I am betrayed.
1034
01:02:36,254 --> 01:02:38,879
What have you to say, eh?
What have you to say?
1035
01:02:39,004 --> 01:02:42,171
- Well, it's just...
- A likely story, monsieur!
1036
01:02:42,296 --> 01:02:45,254
The blood of a thousand de Sarliacs
cries revenge.
1037
01:02:45,379 --> 01:02:48,879
- Oh, steady on, now.
- I demand you give me satisfaction.
1038
01:02:49,004 --> 01:02:50,629
My card.
1039
01:02:50,754 --> 01:02:52,962
You shall hear from my seconds tomorrow.
1040
01:02:53,087 --> 01:02:56,129
Don't be absurd. We don't fight duels
in England. There's a bylaw.
1041
01:02:56,254 --> 01:02:57,337
- Coward!
- No, Marcel...
1042
01:02:57,462 --> 01:03:01,004
Please, Clementine,
it is too late to plead for him.
1043
01:03:02,004 --> 01:03:04,837
Very well, sir, we will meet on the field.
1044
01:03:04,962 --> 01:03:06,004
(Clicks heels)
1045
01:03:07,129 --> 01:03:08,171
(Clicks heels)
1046
01:03:15,212 --> 01:03:16,254
(Clicks heels)
1047
01:03:19,421 --> 01:03:23,296
- Oh, well, I expect he'll get over it.
- But Matthew, he means what he says.
1048
01:03:23,421 --> 01:03:26,462
And I mean what I say.
We don't fight duels in England.
1049
01:03:27,671 --> 01:03:31,504
Now, you'd better start thinking
like an Englishwoman.
1050
01:03:31,629 --> 01:03:33,212
You're going to be one very soon.
1051
01:03:33,337 --> 01:03:34,837
Oh, Matthew.
1052
01:03:35,879 --> 01:03:38,379
But are you sure your mother won't object?
1053
01:03:38,504 --> 01:03:42,296
She'll be delighted.
You know how highly she thinks of you.
1054
01:03:42,421 --> 01:03:45,796
Well, I've never seen anything...
1055
01:03:47,796 --> 01:03:48,837
Oh!
1056
01:03:51,421 --> 01:03:53,004
Disgraceful.
1057
01:03:53,129 --> 01:03:55,462
Just wait till I see that boy.
1058
01:03:55,587 --> 01:03:58,337
(Humming)
1059
01:03:58,462 --> 01:04:00,629
- Oh, good evening, Syme.
- Good evening, sir.
1060
01:04:00,754 --> 01:04:02,296
Well, let's have a smile out of you.
1061
01:04:02,421 --> 01:04:04,962
Relax, old boy. Just let things happen.
1062
01:04:06,962 --> 01:04:08,421
Oh, hello, Mother.
1063
01:04:09,587 --> 01:04:11,379
What? Who gave you that?
1064
01:04:11,504 --> 01:04:14,587
A Bourbon indeed, from the Paris office!
Nothing but a common...
1065
01:04:14,712 --> 01:04:17,171
Steady on, Mother,
she's a highly respectable girl.
1066
01:04:17,296 --> 01:04:19,004
And what's more, we are engaged.
1067
01:04:19,129 --> 01:04:21,004
- You're what?
- Engaged.
1068
01:04:21,171 --> 01:04:22,296
You are not!
1069
01:04:22,421 --> 01:04:25,837
Oh, Matthew, that you could do this to me!
1070
01:04:25,962 --> 01:04:29,546
You're turning into as big a blackguard...
as your poor sainted father.
1071
01:04:29,671 --> 01:04:31,962
- Look here, Mother!
- I'm warning you, Matthew,
1072
01:04:32,087 --> 01:04:33,962
I shall stop at nothing to prevent this.
1073
01:04:34,087 --> 01:04:35,504
At nothing!
1074
01:04:35,629 --> 01:04:37,337
(Sighs)
1075
01:04:58,087 --> 01:05:00,462
Ah, Madame Ibbetson.
1076
01:05:00,587 --> 01:05:01,629
Come in.
1077
01:05:03,629 --> 01:05:06,004
I was afraid you were the landlady.
1078
01:05:07,421 --> 01:05:08,796
Please.
1079
01:05:08,921 --> 01:05:10,629
Oh, Count, I want you to help me.
1080
01:05:10,754 --> 01:05:13,796
I presume you know this young person.
1081
01:05:14,837 --> 01:05:16,254
I most certainly do.
1082
01:05:16,379 --> 01:05:19,546
Matthew wants to marry her.
He must be stopped.
1083
01:05:19,671 --> 01:05:21,004
He will be.
1084
01:05:21,129 --> 01:05:25,004
Oh, I'm so glad you agree,
but how is it to be done?
1085
01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:27,004
In the customary w...
1086
01:05:28,671 --> 01:05:32,462
There are several ways, madame,
but alas they cost money
1087
01:05:32,587 --> 01:05:34,587
and that bungling banker of mine...
1088
01:05:34,712 --> 01:05:36,337
If it's only money that's needed...
1089
01:05:36,462 --> 01:05:39,296
Money... One other thing, madame.
1090
01:05:39,421 --> 01:05:43,129
You must arrange for me
to penetrate your son's office tonight.
1091
01:05:43,254 --> 01:05:44,879
Whatever for?
1092
01:05:45,004 --> 01:05:47,004
That will reveal itself in the morning.
1093
01:05:48,087 --> 01:05:49,462
Watch out. They're coming.
1094
01:05:49,587 --> 01:05:52,254
- Good morning, sir.
- Morning, sir.
1095
01:06:02,921 --> 01:06:04,796
(Telephone)
1096
01:06:07,337 --> 01:06:08,462
Ibbetson.
1097
01:06:08,587 --> 01:06:11,337
Now will you fight?
1098
01:06:11,462 --> 01:06:13,504
(Dial tone)
1099
01:06:24,879 --> 01:06:26,879
Vite, vite, vite.
1100
01:06:27,837 --> 01:06:28,879
Là.
1101
01:06:31,921 --> 01:06:33,754
No, round the other way.
1102
01:06:40,587 --> 01:06:43,296
Come on, messieurs.
Let us go. Hurry, hurry.
1103
01:06:48,379 --> 01:06:50,796
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
1104
01:07:03,712 --> 01:07:05,837
(Telephone)
1105
01:07:08,004 --> 01:07:09,004
Matthew Ibbetson.
1106
01:07:09,171 --> 01:07:11,629
Now will you fight?
1107
01:07:11,754 --> 01:07:13,921
(Dial tone)
1108
01:07:24,004 --> 01:07:26,087
(All laugh)
1109
01:07:28,504 --> 01:07:30,587
I believe you put it up there.
1110
01:07:36,421 --> 01:07:39,629
- I'm not going to stand for any more of this.
- How can you stop it, old man?
1111
01:07:39,754 --> 01:07:42,004
You can push an Englishman just so far.
1112
01:07:52,879 --> 01:07:55,129
I'm going to fight. By golly, I'll fight.
1113
01:07:55,254 --> 01:07:57,171
Don't be an ass. You can't fight a duel.
1114
01:07:57,296 --> 01:07:59,212
- Anyway, there's a bylaw.
- Nonsense.
1115
01:07:59,337 --> 01:08:01,421
After all, what can he do to me?
1116
01:08:10,796 --> 01:08:11,837
Well?
1117
01:08:11,962 --> 01:08:14,629
Hampstead Heath at dawn tomorrow,
with swords.
1118
01:08:14,754 --> 01:08:16,796
Oh, I won't let you do it.
1119
01:08:16,921 --> 01:08:19,837
- I won't!
- Please, this is a man's affair.
1120
01:08:19,962 --> 01:08:22,671
- If blood is to be spilled, so be it.
- But Matthew...
1121
01:08:22,796 --> 01:08:25,212
It's time that boastful idiot
was taught a lesson.
1122
01:08:25,337 --> 01:08:26,712
- Boastful?
- Mm.
1123
01:08:26,837 --> 01:08:29,671
He's the best swordsman in France.
1124
01:08:29,796 --> 01:08:32,962
- He's what?
- The whole of Paris knows it.
1125
01:08:33,087 --> 01:08:37,462
Oh, Matthew, if you had to do it,
why didn't you make it revolvers?
1126
01:08:39,879 --> 01:08:41,962
- Have a nightcap, old man.
- No, thanks.
1127
01:08:42,087 --> 01:08:43,462
Got to get up at half past five.
1128
01:08:43,587 --> 01:08:46,921
Come on, old fellow,
eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow...
1129
01:08:48,004 --> 01:08:50,587
You know, Matt,
I wish you'd made it revolvers.
1130
01:08:51,629 --> 01:08:54,796
- That's what Clementine said.
- Poor Clementine.
1131
01:08:54,921 --> 01:08:58,087
She'll have this on her conscience
for the rest of her life.
1132
01:08:58,212 --> 01:09:02,962
But madame, you must stop him.
He'll be killed.
1133
01:09:03,087 --> 01:09:04,796
He knew the risk he was running.
1134
01:09:04,921 --> 01:09:07,712
Do you want his lifeless body
delivered at your door
1135
01:09:07,837 --> 01:09:09,796
before even the milkman has called?
1136
01:09:09,921 --> 01:09:11,712
He's a man of honour.
He knows the code.
1137
01:09:11,837 --> 01:09:14,129
Oh, you English, you are heartless!
1138
01:09:14,254 --> 01:09:16,379
How can you let your son go to his grave?
1139
01:09:16,504 --> 01:09:18,879
My son?
I thought you were talking about the Count.
1140
01:09:19,004 --> 01:09:21,337
The Count?
He's the best duellist in Europe.
1141
01:09:21,462 --> 01:09:23,087
Matthew hasn't got a chance.
1142
01:09:23,212 --> 01:09:25,129
My dear woman, don't be absurd.
1143
01:09:25,254 --> 01:09:28,337
Matthew can beat any foreigner.
He boxed for his house at Eton.
1144
01:09:28,462 --> 01:09:32,212
- But this is with swords, not with boxers.
- What's the difference?
1145
01:09:32,337 --> 01:09:37,004
I remember Matthew's poor sainted father
saying when he came back from Paris,
1146
01:09:37,129 --> 01:09:40,504
anything a Frenchman can do,
an Englishman can do better.
1147
01:09:40,629 --> 01:09:42,629
- Hello, Clementine...
- Oh, Jenny, do you know?
1148
01:09:42,754 --> 01:09:44,546
Matthew wants to fight a duel.
1149
01:09:44,671 --> 01:09:47,671
I know, Jim's just told me.
Isn't he wonderful?
1150
01:09:52,796 --> 01:09:55,129
(Clementine) He's one of the best
swordsmen in France.
1151
01:09:55,254 --> 01:09:57,837
(Jim) You know, Matt,
I wish you'd made it revolvers.
1152
01:09:57,962 --> 01:10:00,462
(Clementine) He's one of the best
swordsmen in France.
1153
01:10:00,587 --> 01:10:03,087
(Jim) You know, Matt,
I wish you'd made it revolvers.
1154
01:10:22,462 --> 01:10:24,296
I wish you'd made it revolvers, old man.
1155
01:10:34,171 --> 01:10:35,212
Oh!
1156
01:10:35,671 --> 01:10:36,712
Oh!
1157
01:10:50,587 --> 01:10:52,337
Quarter past five, old chap?
1158
01:10:52,462 --> 01:10:53,921
Oh!
1159
01:10:58,462 --> 01:11:01,087
Glad you were able to sleep, old man.
1160
01:11:01,212 --> 01:11:04,212
I'd have rested easier
if it was going to be revolvers.
1161
01:11:05,254 --> 01:11:07,462
Don't worry, it is.
1162
01:11:26,421 --> 01:11:27,462
(Clicks heels)
1163
01:13:52,462 --> 01:13:55,587
But I cannot do this thing.
You have left it too late.
1164
01:13:55,712 --> 01:13:57,337
Oh, nonsense.
1165
01:13:58,379 --> 01:14:00,754
Hey, Bill, I'll give you six to four the champ.
1166
01:14:00,879 --> 01:14:03,796
- Which one is he?
- Why, him, of course.
1167
01:14:03,921 --> 01:14:05,171
Oh, blimey!
1168
01:14:09,671 --> 01:14:12,296
It's all right, old man. Jim'll fix it.
1169
01:14:19,546 --> 01:14:22,462
Hurry, please, hurry!
1170
01:14:22,587 --> 01:14:25,379
Now, now, Miss. Must get our details right.
1171
01:14:25,504 --> 01:14:29,754
But they're going to fight a duel, I tell you,
on the heath with swords.
1172
01:14:29,879 --> 01:14:31,629
I know, Miss, I know.
1173
01:14:31,754 --> 01:14:33,212
I don't care about that.
1174
01:14:33,337 --> 01:14:37,462
It's our choice,
and we choose revolvers at six paces.
1175
01:14:40,004 --> 01:14:41,546
Oh, very well, then.
1176
01:14:42,629 --> 01:14:44,379
Six?
1177
01:14:57,587 --> 01:14:59,796
What, today?
1178
01:14:59,921 --> 01:15:03,087
In five minutes if you don't stop them.
1179
01:15:04,754 --> 01:15:06,129
- You carry on here, Bert.
- OK.
1180
01:15:06,254 --> 01:15:07,712
Come on.
1181
01:15:38,754 --> 01:15:40,212
How many paces did you say?
1182
01:15:40,337 --> 01:15:42,212
- Six.
- Huh?
1183
01:15:42,337 --> 01:15:43,796
Six!
1184
01:15:43,921 --> 01:15:45,712
Oh!
1185
01:15:49,379 --> 01:15:50,462
(Bang)
1186
01:15:52,212 --> 01:15:54,462
(Motorbike starts)
1187
01:16:17,129 --> 01:16:18,587
(Gunshot)
1188
01:16:21,087 --> 01:16:22,337
(Gunshot)
1189
01:16:25,629 --> 01:16:27,087
(Gunshot)
1190
01:16:33,379 --> 01:16:34,504
No!
1191
01:16:34,629 --> 01:16:36,462
(Gunshot)
1192
01:16:37,129 --> 01:16:38,629
(Gunshots continue)
1193
01:16:45,754 --> 01:16:46,796
(Cries out)
1194
01:16:47,754 --> 01:16:49,004
(Gunshots)
1195
01:16:49,921 --> 01:16:51,004
(Gunshot)
1196
01:16:52,379 --> 01:16:54,421
(Drone of plane engine)
1197
01:16:58,087 --> 01:17:01,254
(Wail of falling plane)
1198
01:17:01,379 --> 01:17:03,004
(Crash)
1199
01:17:03,171 --> 01:17:05,212
Look out, I think it's the police.
1200
01:17:10,004 --> 01:17:11,671
(Shouting)
1201
01:17:15,629 --> 01:17:18,796
- (Shouting)
- Hey! Hey!
1202
01:17:18,921 --> 01:17:20,379
Hey!
1203
01:17:42,671 --> 01:17:43,712
Hey!
1204
01:17:48,296 --> 01:17:49,754
Hey, Jenny!
1205
01:17:52,921 --> 01:17:54,504
Hey!
1206
01:18:03,212 --> 01:18:04,754
Oh!
1207
01:18:19,629 --> 01:18:21,754
I think you're so brave, Count,
1208
01:18:21,879 --> 01:18:24,754
standing up to my Matthew like that.
1209
01:18:27,129 --> 01:18:30,129
For you, chére madame,
I would do anything.
1210
01:18:30,129 --> 01:18:32,587
Oh, Bongo!
1211
01:18:32,712 --> 01:18:33,796
No!
1212
01:18:36,837 --> 01:18:38,379
No! Bongo?
1213
01:18:40,087 --> 01:18:41,629
(Singing)
1214
01:18:41,754 --> 01:18:43,587
That's the third bottle, Matthew.
1215
01:18:43,712 --> 01:18:45,712
Who cares. Here is to you two.
1216
01:18:46,754 --> 01:18:48,462
To Jenny and Jim.
1217
01:18:48,587 --> 01:18:50,212
Matthew and Clementine.
1218
01:18:50,337 --> 01:18:52,796
- Vive la France!
- Vive l'Angleterre!
1219
01:18:52,921 --> 01:18:55,587
Mother, where on earth have you been?
1220
01:18:56,504 --> 01:18:57,546
Count...
1221
01:18:57,671 --> 01:19:00,837
I'm warning you, if you've come here
to try and stop our marriage...
1222
01:19:04,796 --> 01:19:08,337
You have our blessing, my son.
1223
01:19:09,212 --> 01:19:11,129
Quoi? Qu'est-ce qu'il a dit?